The curious story of Puddleduck and the Poupou Pantaloons

Unkle Aret,

It is not a good day.

It rained all morning.

The salt water stung me.

I have a sore now where the neckumbrella chafes me.

This morning there was leakage into the stocking of my poupou pantaloons.

I need new stitching to be carried out in the under-fitting by way of reinforcement.

I know preserving the garment is for the best, but the government don't always consider the discomfort caused by daily usage.

I have washed out the stocking with septic tinctures, and now await the stitcher's housecall.

Your neffew,

Puddleduck